

Our next production is The Addams Family, and planning is officially underway. We’re excited to start bringing this show to life and can’t wait for you to be part of it.
We’re an inclusive theatre company that trains and performs to a professional standard, going all out on venue, costumes, and all things show-biz. We’re passionate about creating high-quality productions while enjoying the process, building connections, and keeping the vibes good throughout.
While some experience is preferred for lead roles, we welcome performers of all abilities and love supporting everyone’s individual journey on and off the stage.


Our next production is The Addams Family, and planning is officially underway. We’re excited to start bringing this show to life and can’t wait for you to be part of it.
We’re an inclusive theatre company that trains and performs to a professional standard, going all out on venue, costumes, and all things show-biz. We’re passionate about creating high-quality productions while enjoying the process, building connections, and keeping the vibes good throughout.
While some experience is preferred for lead roles, we welcome performers of all abilities and love supporting everyone’s individual journey on and off the stage.

Day: Wednesdays (term time)
Times: 7:30-9:45
Location: NIX Academy, Hampton Wick, KT1 9RP
Who: 18 years and older, all abilities & good vibes
Music and Lyrics by Andrew Lippa
Book by Marshall Brickman and Rick Elice
The Addams Family is a lighthearted musical take on the trials and tribulations of this infamous gothic family.
In this show, Wednesday Addams invites her boyfriend Lucas and his painfully ordinary parents over for dinner, with plans to announce their engagement. The families clash, and disaster arises: Gomez Addams fails to keep his daughter’s wedding plans from his wife Morticia, Lucas’s mother drinks a truth serum intended for Wednesday and reveals her failing marriage, and the house devolves into utter chaos. With the help from the Addams's ancestors, Uncle Fester helps the three couples reignite their love, and the families come together to support Lucas and Wednesday’s marriage.
The gender listed represents the gender of the character as indicated by the script. With that said, we both welcome and encourage actors of all gender identities to audition for all roles.
Ideally off book by the audition, or familiar enough you can act whilst holding the words.
Here’s the video from the workshop. If you weren’t able to attend, don’t worry, we’ll do a recap at the audition, so just learn it as best you can.

Gomez Addams
A man of Spanish descent who takes great pride in his family and revels in all it means to be an "Addams." He struggles with having to keep his daughter's secret from his wife, whom he adores mort than death. Smart, comedic actor. Strong dancer/mover.
Audition Cut
When You're an Addams 0:55 - 1:42
Full Disclosure Part 1a 0:38 - 0:53
Audition Sides
SIDE 1: GOMEZ & MORTICIA
GOMEZ: AAAH….THE INTOXICATING SMELL OF THE GRAVEYARD, ONCE A YEAR, WE GATHER BENEATH OUR FAMILY TREE, TO HONOUR THE GREAT CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH. COME, EVERY MEMBER OF OUR CLAN - LIVING, DEAD- AND UNDECIDED-
AND LET US CELEBRATE WHAT IT IS TO BE AN ADDAMS.
COME TO ME, MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE - OH SHE OF SKIN SO PALE, EYES SO BLACK, HAIR SO LONG- AND TELL US WHAT EVERY ADDAMS HOPES FOR!
MORTICIA: DARKNESS AND GRIEF AND UNSPEAKABLE SORROW
GOMEZ: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SWEET.
SIDE 3: GOMEZ & MORTICIA
MORTICIA: I can't live with a man who keeps secrets.
GOMEZ: There’s another secret I haven't told you.
MORTICIA: What?
GOMEZ: That you are the most exquisite, the most magnificent, the most desirable of all women.
MORTICIA: That’s no secret.
GOMEZ: No. But even you had a secret - once.
MORTICIA: Never.
GOMEZ: And if you're wrong.
MORTICIA: I never am.
GOMEZ: But if you are, what will you give me?
MORTICIA: Name it.
GOMEZ: A dance.
MORTICIA: Go on.
GOMEZ: Many years ago, when you loved me and you wanted to marry me, we came to your
father and told him, and he said,"Wonderful, let's go tell your mother." And what did you
say?
MORTICIA: How could I possibly remember what I -
GOMEZ: You said, "No! She'll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing."
MORTICIA: That’s different. My mother was condescending, judgmental, and withholding, and
loved nothing more than stirring up trouble.
GOMEZ: Uh huh.
MORTICIA (realizes) Oh God, I've turned into my mother.
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Morticia Addams
An easy comedic actress with a dry wit. Feels her husband is hiding something from her and will use any tactic to lure the secret out. A strong dancer/mover
Audition Cut
Just Around The Corner 0:00-1:00
Audition Sides
SIDES 6: ALICE & MORTICIA
ALICE: Did you get the flowers?
MORTICIA: Oh yes. And the lovely poem. Wherever did you find it?
ALICE: I wrote it.
MORTICIA: No!
ALICE: (demonstrates) "When I'm depressed or feeling blessed, A poem will get it off my chest.
They come to me, they take no time, They just pop out, and always rhyme."
MORTICIA: Maybe you should see someone about that.
ALICE: And they're always about the one thing everyone needs and so few have!
MORTICIA: Health care?
ALICE: Why, love, of course!
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Uncle Fester
The androgynous family member who serves as the musical's narrator, he is larger than life, an energetic, joyous, child-like presence. A vaudeville-style comedian. Strong mover.
Audition Cut
The Moon And Me 0:00 - 1:55
Audition Sides
SIDE 2: FESTER
THAT’S RIGHT. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. LITTLE WEDNESDAY ADDAMS-
THAT CHARMING, IRRESISTIBLE BUNDLE OF MALICE WHO WOULD POISON HER
OWN BROTHER JUST FOR A RIDE IN THE AMBULANCE -
HAS GROWN UP AND FOUND TRUE LOVE.
AS WEDNESDAYS UNCLE IT’S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE SHE GETS TO ENJOY THE
MISERY OF LOVE.
SO WHO IS THIS LUCAS FELLA?
IS HE WORTHY OF HER?
DO THEY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER?
WHAT IS LOVE ANYWAY?
DOES THIS RASH LOOK SERIOUS TO YOU?
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Wednesday Addams
Wednesday is a girl who has the same dry wit and sensibility of her mother. Finds love with a "normal" boy (Lucas) and wants to introduce his family to hers. Experiences the youthful drama that comes with first love. Lucas can actually put a smile on her face. She has a stage kiss. Strong singer and dancer.
Audition Cut
Pulled 1:45-end
Audition Sides
SIDE 4: WEDNESDAY & LUCAS
LUCAS: You realize they're gonna freak when we tell them?
WEDNESDAY: My father won't.
LUCAS: Why not?
WEDNESDAY: I already told him.
LUCAS: What? You told your father? Your father, with the sword? You told him we were getting
married, just like that?
WEDNESDAY: He’s totally cool with it.... Mostly.
LUCAS: I thought we were gonna tell them all together!
WEDNESDAY: We need his help. You don't know my mother. She could really screw it up.
LUCAS: I’m not marrying your mother.
WEDNESDAY: I know. Look - it might seem old fashioned, but I want their blessing.
LUCAS: You’re right, it is old fashioned.
WEDNESDAY: Lucas, do you love me?
LUCAS: Of course.
WEDNESDAY: Then leave it to me. It's all going according to plan.
LUCAS: What plan? There's no plan!
WEDNESDAY: That’s the plan. Improvise. Keep 'em guessing.
LUCAS: You’re really crazy.
WEDNESDAY: You say that like it's a bad thing. It's just a simple dinner. What could go
wrong? Come on
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Grandma
A feisty 102-year-old woman. Fun and quirky, but don't mess with Grandma! Comedic actress with strong character vocals and a strong mover.
Audition Cut
When You're An Addams 5:45 - End
(sing on your One or in a group)
Audition Sides
SIDE 5: GRANDMA & PUGSLEY
PUGSLEY: Hi, Grandma.
GRANDMA: Hey, stud. How's life?
PUGSLEY: Too long.
GRANDMA: Tell me about it.
PUGSLEY: Hold on. What're you doing?
GRANDMA: Restocking. Grandma's Private Stash. Herbs, potions and remedies. Nature's
candy, no prescription needed.
PUGSLEY: What’s that one?
GRANDMA: Bookoo leaf. You got someone giving you a hard time?
PUGSLEY: Maybe.
GRANDMA: Sprinkle a little of this on his toast, an hour later he’s in a padded room, screaming
"I am Spartacus!"
PUGSLEY: Grandma –what if there was this girl who met this person and he’s all like "Hey, it's
the Pugster. What up, little man?" and she's all like "golly" and "we're gonna go now" and
they’re running away together. What would you give her?
GRANDMA: Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her.
PUGSLEY: But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind
me?
GRANDMA That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love.
PUGSLEY: Tell me about it. (picks up another bottle from the cart) What's this one?
GRANDMA: (grabs bottle from Pugsley) Acrimonium (Pronounced: ack-ri-moan-ium)! You
wanna stay away from this baby.
PUGSLEY: Why?
GRANDMA: Takes the lid off the id. Brings out the dark side.
PUGSLEY: Whaddaya mean?
GRANDMA: One swig of this and Mary Poppins turns into Medea.
PUGSLEY: I don't understand your references.
GRANDMA: Well, stop the darn texting and pick up a book once in a while. Now, quit whining
about your sister. Start thinking about you and how you're gonna live your life. Time, my dear, is
a thief. She'll steal your soul and flee on little fairy wings. (then, abruptly) And stay outta my
stuff or I'll rip your leg off and bury it in the back yard. I love you.
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Pugsley Addams
A charming, funny, boy who loves being tortured by his sister, he wants to ensure he won't lose his sister to her new boyfriend so he takes matters into his own hand.
Audition Cut
What If Whole Song
Audition Sides
SIDE 5: GRANDMA & PUGSLEY
PUGSLEY: Hi, Grandma.
GRANDMA: Hey, stud. How's life?
PUGSLEY: Too long.
GRANDMA: Tell me about it.
PUGSLEY: Hold on. What're you doing?
GRANDMA: Restocking. Grandma's Private Stash. Herbs, potions and remedies. Nature's
candy, no prescription needed.
PUGSLEY: What’s that one?
GRANDMA: Bookoo leaf. You got someone giving you a hard time?
PUGSLEY: Maybe.
GRANDMA: Sprinkle a little of this on his toast, an hour later he’s in a padded room, screaming
"I am Spartacus!"
PUGSLEY: Grandma –what if there was this girl who met this person and he’s all like "Hey, it's
the Pugster. What up, little man?" and she's all like "golly" and "we're gonna go now" and
they’re running away together. What would you give her?
GRANDMA: Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her.
PUGSLEY: But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind
me?
GRANDMA That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love.
PUGSLEY: Tell me about it. (picks up another bottle from the cart) What's this one?
GRANDMA: (grabs bottle from Pugsley) Acrimonium (Pronounced: ack-ri-moan-ium)! You
wanna stay away from this baby.
PUGSLEY: Why?
GRANDMA: Takes the lid off the id. Brings out the dark side.
PUGSLEY: Whaddaya mean?
GRANDMA: One swig of this and Mary Poppins turns into Medea.
PUGSLEY: I don't understand your references.
GRANDMA: Well, stop the darn texting and pick up a book once in a while. Now, quit whining
about your sister. Start thinking about you and how you're gonna live your life. Time, my dear, is
a thief. She'll steal your soul and flee on little fairy wings. (then, abruptly) And stay outta my
stuff or I'll rip your leg off and bury it in the back yard. I love you.
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Lurch
The Addams butler who knows all. He speaks in moans and groans without becoming a cartoon version of himself. His movement is always very slow
Audition Cut
When You're An Addams 5:45 - End
(sing on your One or in a group)
Audition Sides
SIDES 7: MAL, ALICE, LURCH
MAL: Hello. Had a little trouble finding the place. Looks like somebody shot out all your street
lamps!
(MAL and ALICE laugh. LURCH does not. The BEINEKES take the place in, observing the
emptiness of the space)
MAL: Wow, look at this place. They just move in or what?
ALICE: No. This is how they live in New York. They spend all their money on rent and have
nothing left for furniture.
MAL: (INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO LURCH) Mal Beinekes (Pronounced: Bye-nick-ee)
LURCH; (polite) Grnh.
MAL: This is my wife, Alice-
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: That’s my son, Lucas -
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: And you are?
LURCH: Grrngh.
MAL: Nice talkin' to you. Earth to Alice, we've landed in Weird City. I say drinks and bye-bye.
ALICE: Oh, Mal. "Be open to experience, And welcome in the new. Reach deep in your
surprise bag; There might be a gift for you.”
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Mal Beineke
The stuffy father of 19-year-old Lucas, and exasperated husband to his rhyming wife, Alice. At one time was a follower of Ihe Grateful Dead but has lost that side of himself. Always looking out for his family.
Audition Cut
Crazier Than You 3:30-4:22
Audition Sides
SIDES 7: MAL, ALICE, LURCH
MAL: Hello. Had a little trouble finding the place. Looks like somebody shot out all your street
lamps!
(MAL and ALICE laugh. LURCH does not. The BEINEKES take the place in, observing the
emptiness of the space)
MAL: Wow, look at this place. They just move in or what?
ALICE: No. This is how they live in New York. They spend all their money on rent and have
nothing left for furniture.
MAL: (INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO LURCH) Mal Beinekes (Pronounced: Bye-nick-ee)
LURCH; (polite) Grnh.
MAL: This is my wife, Alice-
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: That’s my son, Lucas -
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: And you are?
LURCH: Grrngh.
MAL: Nice talkin' to you. Earth to Alice, we've landed in Weird City. I say drinks and bye-bye.
ALICE: Oh, Mal. "Be open to experience, And welcome in the new. Reach deep in your
surprise bag; There might be a gift for you.”
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Alice Beineke
Mother of Lucas, devoted to her family. A quirky women who often speaks in rhyme.While at the dinner party she drinks a potion that allows her to let her hair down and speak her truth. A strong comedic actor who can move.
Audition Cut
Crazier Than You 3:30-4:22
Audition Sides
SIDES 7: MAL, ALICE, LURCH
MAL: Hello. Had a little trouble finding the place. Looks like somebody shot out all your street
lamps!
(MAL and ALICE laugh. LURCH does not. The BEINEKES take the place in, observing the
emptiness of the space)
MAL: Wow, look at this place. They just move in or what?
ALICE: No. This is how they live in New York. They spend all their money on rent and have
nothing left for furniture.
MAL: (INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO LURCH) Mal Beinekes (Pronounced: Bye-nick-ee)
LURCH; (polite) Grnh.
MAL: This is my wife, Alice-
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: That’s my son, Lucas -
LURCH: Grnh.
MAL: And you are?
LURCH: Grrngh.
MAL: Nice talkin' to you. Earth to Alice, we've landed in Weird City. I say drinks and bye-bye.
ALICE: Oh, Mal. "Be open to experience, And welcome in the new. Reach deep in your
surprise bag; There might be a gift for you.”
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Lucas Beineke
A 19 year old who fell in love with Wednesday Addams and plans to marry her. Experiences the youthful pain and drama of young love and struggles with the differences between his family and the Addams Family.
Audition Cut
One Normal Night 3:28-4:12
(sing all parts)
Audition Sides
SIDE 4: WEDNESDAY & LUCAS
LUCAS: You realize they're gonna freak when we tell them?
WEDNESDAY: My father won't.
LUCAS: Why not?
WEDNESDAY: I already told him.
LUCAS: What? You told your father? Your father, with the sword? You told him we were getting
married, just like that?
WEDNESDAY: He’s totally cool with it.... Mostly.
LUCAS: I thought we were gonna tell them all together!
WEDNESDAY: We need his help. You don't know my mother. She could really screw it up.
LUCAS: I’m not marrying your mother.
WEDNESDAY: I know. Look - it might seem old fashioned, but I want their blessing.
LUCAS: You’re right, it is old fashioned.
WEDNESDAY: Lucas, do you love me?
LUCAS: Of course.
WEDNESDAY: Then leave it to me. It's all going according to plan.
LUCAS: What plan? There's no plan!
WEDNESDAY: That’s the plan. Improvise. Keep 'em guessing.
LUCAS: You’re really crazy.
WEDNESDAY: You say that like it's a bad thing. It's just a simple dinner. What could go
wrong? Come on
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Ancestors
Ensemble members will take on an Addams Family Ancestor
"character" - Bride, Groom, Flapper, Hippie, Pilgrim, Caveman, Soldier, Saloon Girl etc. Something for everyone!
Audition Cut
When You're An Addams 5:45 - End
(sing in a group)
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)

Featured Dancer
Part of the Ancestors but a lead dancer with your own time to shine!
Audition Cut
When You're An Addams 5:45 - End
(sing in a group)
Dance call
January 14th - 19:15
(before individual auditions)
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